YOU'RE THE REASON GROUP PROJECTS NEED THERAPY.
Roast. Share. Repeat.
ROAST HARD.
SHARE HARDER.
Turn inside jokes, terrible takes, and group-chat lore into roast cards people actually want to send back.
Start free. Edit the damage. Send the evidence.
KYLE
Still “five minutes away” while looking for shoes.
The whole point
THE CARD IS THE PRODUCT.
Looks like a post, not a template
Every roast becomes a polished artifact made for screenshots, stories, and send buttons.
You keep the final say
Review, edit, or regenerate the punchline before it enters the chat.
The loop stays free
Core creation and sharing stay open. Extra firepower is there when you need it.
Three moves. Maximum impact.
MAKE THE GROUP CHAT REGRET EVERYTHING.
GIVE US THE LORE.
Name the target, add the harmless context, and pick the heat. Specific details make the roast feel painfully familiar.
PICK THE DAMAGE.
Choose a roast style, tune the intensity, and generate a punchline with teeth.
DROP THE CARD.
Download it, post it, or send it direct. They can fire back with one tap.
Pricing
KEEP IT FREE. GO FULL CHAOS LATER.
The share loop stays open. Upgrade only when you need more cards, more styles, and more ways to make it yours.
Free
For casual damage.
$0/month
- Monthly roast cards
- Editable copy
- Share-ready exports
Unhinged
For the friend who never lets it go.
$9/month
- More roast cards
- Premium card styles
- Faster generations
- Custom brand marks
Group Chat
For creators and repeat offenders.
$19/month
- Highest monthly limit
- Team-ready workspace
- Priority support
- Early style drops
Monthly allowances reset each billing cycle. Cancel or change plans anytime.
Before you swing
QUESTIONS, ANSWERED STRAIGHT.
Your group chat is waiting
STOP TYPING. SEND THE EVIDENCE.
Make a roast card that lands, looks good, and practically dares them to answer back.